"Slaves of the Realm" review

Slaves of the Realm (2003)

Directed by Lloyd A. Simandl
Writing credits Chris Hyde

Rena Mero.... Shira
Daniela Krhutova.... Briana (as Daniela Krhut)
Lucie Vondrácková.... Alana (as Lucie Vondracek)

I bought this video for three bucks. If there's one thing you can say about "Slaves of the Realm", it's that the title didn't lie. These girls are slaves and they are in a realm. They're slaves of the realm. That title described the movie perfectly. There are at least twenty minutes of slave-girl footage. The slaves are thrown in a silver mine and told to get busy. Many half naked women move rocks around. So if you like seeing hot women in loose white outfits slaving away in a mine, this is the movie for you.

As for me, I found "Slaves of the Realm" to be one big tease. The movie is halfway over before we finally get some naked breast scenes. The rest of the time the women are crawling through the mine and sweating up a storm. The large breasted priestess/warrior, (Rena Mero), does not get naked. Shameful I know. She goes to the evil princesses' castle to free the slaves. She's thrown in the mine as well. She's a slave of the realm too. Soon the slaves will revolt and some lame sword fights will commence.

"Slaves of the Realm" is truly a waste. Those slave-girl outfits stayed on way too long. Waaaaaaay too long. This one can be skipped.

SCORE: 1 out of 4 not loose enough white outfits