The Jackhammer Massacre (2004)
AKA Jackhammer
Directed by Joe Castro
Writing credits Daniel Benton Joe Castro
Aaron Gaffey .... Jack
Kyle Yaskin
Bart Burson
When one rents a movie called "The Jackhammer Massacre", it is not unfair to expect certain things. You certainly should expect a Jackhammer and hopefully a Massacre to go with it. I'm pleased to tell you that both of these things are to be found in the B-movie gorefest that is "The Jackhammer Massacre".
A guy becomes addicted to drugs and jackhammers. He ends up in an abandoned building. Victims just keep marching inside the slaughterhouse. That's a good thing for him because his extension cord isn't long enough to reach the street. Soon many people will be jackhammered. Jackhammered mouths. Jackhammered arms. Jackhammered backs. Jackhammered heads. That's a lot of Jackhammer.
So if you're dying to see a buffet of carnage via Jackhammer, rent this movie immediately for pure jackhammer satisfaction. Anyone else who is thinking of renting this and is not a drooling B-movie fan like myself, I advise you to step away from this video and run far, far away.
SCORE: 1.5 out of 4 for Jackhammer madness
Jackhammer for me, 
Jackhammer for you, 
I'll have some Jackhammer...
You have some too.
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