Saturday, January 2, 2010

NEW PORN RULE: MARK WOOD


NEW PORN RULE!

MARK WOOD MUST STOP PULLING A JOHN STRONG
AND STOP BEING IN EVERY SINGLE RED LIGHT
DISTRICT MOVIE!

Mark mark mark, listen?

Now I'll give you some credit. You're much better then when
you first started and you have obviously made and effort
to lose the weight and I respect that. But just because there's
less of you doesn't mean we need to see more of you!

There is no reason for you to be in 3 scenes per DVD or 4 scenes per DVD. I don't care if you're a part owner in RED LIGHT or whatever.

You're not a good enough performer to be a single in a M/F scene.

You see Mark you're what I call a "wing man" You're used for a
M/M/F/ Scene or a gang bang or a any scene where there's more then
one dick. You make a good wing man for guys like Tony T, Erik Everhard,
Steve Holmes, Brandon Irons, Manuel Ferrara, or even Michal Stefano.

You're the guy that when there's a DP is fucking the pussy while
the main male performer fucks the ass (unless your with John Strong
because that lazy fuck is on his back more than the woman so he's always
fucking the ass).

But in the last few years you're just too over exposed and in some cases
in porn over exposure is good... but not in your case. I can only assume how
hard (no pun intended) it is to fine good male performers but do you
yourself a favor find some, because you and John Strong are
ruining Red Light District Video one boring uninspired performance at a time.

It doesn't even matter that you guys get all the hottest new girls because
those women are forced to have sex with you and John Weak so it's ying and yang.

Now after reading this you could be thinking one of two things

one: I fuck more women in a day then this guy will ever fuck so why do I care.

or

two: Constructive criticism is good.

I hope it's 2

But you need to dial it down a little please.

They should just change the name of Videobox.com to mark wood and John Strong .com Cause it seems every dvd they post is featuring you and that wanker!

OH WAIT? I HAVE IT!

STRONGWOOD.COM

Now there's a website I would never join....


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