NEW PORN RULE! JOHN STRONGS DICK!!

NEW PORN RULE! John Strong must have surgery on his cock and his balls!

Ok I give up! I get it now. Apparently the rulers
of the porn industry seem to think that the porn
world will fall into a dark cavern of hellfire
(aka. Kelly Wells ass) if John Strong is not in
every fucking scene ever produced ever. All
my favorite porn stars seem to always be doing
scenes with him and Dana Dearmond who I love
just did her first DAP scene with Mr Strong.

So if I have to see this piece of shit lazy ass all the
time when I watch porn then he has to do somethings
for me.....

1. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BALLS!!!!!???!!!

WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS HANGING
HIGHER OR AT SOME DISGUSTING
EQUILIBRIUM WITH YOUR COCK?

EVERY TIME I SEE YOU IN A SCENE
YOUR NASTY BALLS ARE 8 INCHES TO
HIGH FROM WHERE THEY SHOULD BE.

WHEN I WATCH A PORN I WANT TO PUT MYSELF IN THE POSITION OF THE GUY
WHO'S FUCKING AND I DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE
MYSELF WITH TINY LITTLE BALLS PEERING
DOWN AT MY SKINNY PIECE OF SHIT COCK

MR. STRONG PLEASE GO TO THE DOCTOR AND TELL
THEM YOU NEED A "BALL PUSH" OR A "NUT CRACK" OR WHAT WHATEVER THIS
TYPE OF OPERATION WOULD BE CALLED.

2. WHY IS YOUR SHAFT SO FUCKING DARK ON THE BOTTOM?!?

EVERY TIME IM DOWNLOADING OR BUYING A DVD AND IM
CHECKING TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN IT (BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS ARE). I CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN YOU'RE THERE CAUSE YOUR LAZY ASS IS ALWAYS ON YOUR BACK AND I KNOW ITS YOU BY THOSE GRAVITY DEFYING BALLS AND THAT NASTY DARK COLORED SHAFT.

WITH ALL THE TIME YOU SPEND TRYING TO MAKE YOUR
HAIR LOOK RIDICULOUSLY BLOND YOU SHOULD TAKE
SOME OF THAT DYE AND SPRAY IT ON YOU SHAFT!

3. STOP BEING IN EVERY FUCKING SCENE!

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE COMMENT BOARD ON
VIDEOBOX.COM (WHICH IS CONSIDERED THE #1 PORN
SITE ON THE WEB)?

THEY DON'T HAVE THE MOST FLATTERING
THINGS TO SAY ABOUT YOU. PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT IN ANY SCENE WITH A HOT NEW GIRL YOU'RE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID ON THERE.

DIRECTORS DON'T USE YOU BECAUSE THEY LIKE YOU, OR
BECAUSE THEY THINK YOU'RE GOOD. THEY USE YOU BECAUSE
YOU SHOW UP ON TIME, AND THROUGH SOME MAGIC YOUR COCK
IS HARD.

TRUST ME... THE FILMS YOU OWN, WOULD DO MUCH BETTER IF YOU JUST STAYED BEHIND THE CAMERA.

BUT HONESTLY, IF I LIKED BOBBI STARR FOR EXAMPLE AND I GET A PASS TO CLUBREDLIGHT AND 5 OF HER 6 SCENES FEATURE YOU.... WHAT OPTION DO I HAVE? IF I WANT TO SEE BOBBI I HAVE TO SEE YOUR OVER SIZED BLADDER AS WELL. MAYBE DIRECTORS THINK THAT IN SOMEWAY THAT MEANS I LIKE YOU AS WELL BUT THAT COULDN'T BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH....

NEVER BEFORE HAS SUCH A WEAK PERFORMER BEEN PUSHED TO THE FOREFRONT SO MUCH.

QUITE SAD.