NEW PORN RULE!
No more wearing stupid clownish Stilettos! These are an absolute "must go" in porn.... They are ugly and stupid looking. There is nothing more unattractive then watching some smoking broad get nailed and she's wearing these silly circus style 9 inch stilettos that are flapping back and forth as she's getting fucked. I would love to see Shyla Styles come out in her next scene wearing some big ass red clown shoes, because, it's basically the same thing as wearing retarded looking Stilettos! Would all American porn girls follow the Euros lead... Sexy thin heels are hot! But 9 inch retarded clown stilettos are not!
Clown shoes, male clogs, or even those stupid little Elfin shoes they wore in the Lord of the Rings. It doesn't matter what she wears because they are all just as ugly as these retarded looking stilettos. Or replace her feet entirely... it could be the new fetish girls with hoofs. I could see it now. "HOOF FUCKERS VOL. 9" brought to you by Extreme Associates.
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